Hi! Would you introduce yourself?
-Hello, my name is Jan. Creator was too lazy to think of a surname for me.
I heard that you know person called (_Kein_). Is this correct?
-Yes. Why? What about him?
How well you know him/her? I mean, do you share your secrets or something? Or are you just random mates? Tell us about your relationship.
-*blushes* W-Well let’s just say that he’s letting me live in his house. He knows all of my secrets but it feels like I only know very few of his.
That's nice. Would you like some coffee or tea?
-Nope, I’m good.
Let's start "what if…" part.
What would he/she do if he/she heard about this interview?
-I don’t really know since you haven’t asked that many questions yet.
If he/she was an animal, what he/she would be?
-I can’t really pick one. But more on the feline category.
I can imagine… What cake would he/she be?
-A blackberry cake I guess?
If he/she became an idol, how much fans would he/she have?
-He already is. He has millions of fans.
Would it have been better if you hadn't ever met?
-No. He made my life more exciting and fun!
What if he/she found you with his/her lover?
-Pulease, that’ll never happen!
How would he/she react if you would say "Would you marry me" down on your kneels?
-Based on his personality, I think he would just laugh at me. *looks down*
Imagine him/her to catwalk. What will happen?
-All the girls would get nosebleeds, definitely.
Now questions about your feelings and thoughts towards him/her.
What did you think when you saw him/her first time? What was your first impression of him/her?
-I thought he was a nice and friendly guy.
What are the best features in him/her?
-For me, his eyes.
What are the nastiest features?
-His attitude is sometimes unbearable.
What do you think, would he/she kill?
-He has already killed countless people. I think he would even kill me if I’m not careful.
If would, then why?
-He finds it amusing and says that it’s a good way to prevent overpopulation.
Could you see him/her in marriage with someone?
-Unfortunately no. But it would be a dream come true if he would propose to m- Wait! What did I just say?!?!
Is he/she tsundere or yandere? Why?
-Neither, he doesn’t want to love anyone.
Seme or uke? Tell us why.
-He can be both(based on experience ¬////¬). But mostly seme.
Hero or villain? And again, why?
-It depends on whether everything is too peaceful or too chaotic. He is mostly villainous since it’s peaceful most of the time without him plotting something.
"No pain, no gain." Would he/she say that?
-I can imagine him saying that.
Now is time to reveal all (_Kein_)'s secrets.
Tell us does our victim have any terribly humiliating moments.
-Newp, the chances of that happening are lower than 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001%
That's interesting… Have you ever discover him/her from embarrassing situations?
-No. But he has discovered me in those.
Everyone has some weakness. Which are chinks in his/her armour?
-I don’t think he has any weakness.
Has he/she ever been broken-hearted?
-As I said earlier, he doesn’t want to fall in love(sadly).
What makes him/her extremely happy?
-When it’s Saturday and he has his way with me in his dungeon.
What he/she would never say publicly but has told to you about it?
-His alter egos.
Before this ends…
Should we tell him/her about this interview?
-I don’t mind… Wait NO PLEASE DON’T!!!
Should we show this to him/her?
-I don’t think it’s a good idea cuz he might punish me in the dungeon if he finds out!
Kein: *Whispers* I already know…
Thank you for interview. Could you tag someone before you leave?